i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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