Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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