don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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