he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
