I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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