you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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