we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
