That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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