Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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