I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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