what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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