you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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