so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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