quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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