wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Four minutes until I can fart!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Houston, we have a blender
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My ass is underappreciated
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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