I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he was CRYING into my vagina
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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