do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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