Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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