I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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