She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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