I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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