Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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