did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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