someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
