He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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