What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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