Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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