Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
