All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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