therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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