think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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