Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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