How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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