Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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