found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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