I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just tell him i said nine months
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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