something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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