Buhtt sex?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize