I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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