tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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