tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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