I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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