So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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