And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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