Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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