thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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