Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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