no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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