I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
