His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize