He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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