no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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