Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.

(1-513): View more from Ohio

trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.

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(903): View more from Texas

Your vagain smells worse when im sober.

(903): View more from Texas

sorry, worng number

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(510): View more from California

come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.

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(916): View more from California

Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin

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(509): View more from Washington

I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled

(1-519): View more from Ontario

And that's what dreams are made of

(519): View more from Ontario

*hilary duff crying in the background*

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