i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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