AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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